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After 4 long years, as of June 17, 2006, school is finally over with!

Funny graduating face

Anybody have advice for the so-called “real world”?


Jason Santa Maria said:

Pffft, look at you in that picture, already drunk as a skunk.

Posted on June 19, 2006 07:03 AM

Joshua Lane said:

Dan, you must have discovered the sheer joy of Apple Martinis!

Posted on June 19, 2006 09:58 AM

bearskinrug said:

Here's some good advice: an old graduation robe easily converts to a comfortable and stain-resistent dressing gown. And if you take the cardboard out of the mortor board, you've got a functional nightcap.

Posted on June 19, 2006 10:07 AM

Dan Mall said:

Ok, kernels of wisdom recap:

  1. Don't look drunk if you’re sober, especially if you don't drink
  2. Keep making fun of Josh for his Apple Martini adventures
  3. Kevin is the new MacGyver.

These are great; keep em comin!

Posted on June 19, 2006 11:33 AM

web said:


Here's one for you .. be careful when zipping your pants zipper.

Made that mistake once.

Posted on June 19, 2006 03:22 PM

Mark Boulton said:

Note to self: Don't stick head out of window whilst driving to graduation ceremony.

Congrats Dan.

Posted on June 21, 2006 01:04 PM

Smallest Photo said:

Just keep pulling that face and you'll be fine.

Posted on June 26, 2006 03:45 AM

Crystal said:

I recommend finding a job that will make you enough money to pay off the student loans quick like. The other option: change your identity and avoid the student loans!

Posted on August 14, 2006 07:14 PM

Dan Mall said:

@Mark and Smallest Photo: Ouch!

@Crystal: Thanks! Applying for the exotic dancer job right now…

Posted on August 16, 2006 01:23 AM

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